Or, Things you can't be afraid of in front of your kids when you're a mom.
1. Blood
2. Vomit
3. Being vomited on
4. Anything that ends up in a diaper.
5. Contents of that diaper leaking on to you
6. Sticking your hand in a toilet
7. Sticking your hand in an unflushed toilet
8. Bugs (like I said, can't be afraid in front of the kids)
9. Mold/Mildew (you can hate it, just don't let it smell your fear)
10. Runny noses
11. Being used as a tissue
12. Drool
13. Someone else's drool anywhere on your face
14. minor plumbing repairs (they can be stinkier than a diaper)
15. Cleaning your kids toilet (it can get pretty scary)
Anything else?
About half of these were put to the test in the last 2 days. I think I passed.
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Ha ha ha! Amy this is hilarious! And so much how I feel.
Over the weekend I experienced #1,2,3,6,7,8,11,12 & 13. So funny!
The ones I would add are:
shots : I'm not a big fan of shots but every time flu shots roll around I have to put on my brave face since they give the shot to me first to show the kids how easy it is.
strange people/strangers: yeah so there are plenty of times when someone creeps me out and I'd love to just make strange faces or walk away and yet, because I have kids with me, have to make it seem like a minor deal.
Congrats on having passed the test! No doubt there will be another one :)
You forgot to add that any of the 15 ending up in your mouth. No, I take that back... freak out in front of your kids for that. Maybe it'll teach them to not eat off the floor.
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